It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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