Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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