I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Randomize
