Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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