I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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