Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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