Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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