One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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