Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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