I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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