I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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