Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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