It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
My ATM looks so different sober.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
