I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Rumble strips road head = magical
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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