worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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