I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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