Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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