the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
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Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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