their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
As shirtless as possible
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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