I'm really into asian looking animals
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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