i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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