Im at strip club and am horny
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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