No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
So apparently I’m into choking now
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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