I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
No subtext here. People are naked.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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