I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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