have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
