So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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