She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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