wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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