This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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