no. you can't hotbox the world.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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