so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Randomize
