i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
not ubering you a puppy
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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