she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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