I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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