So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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