My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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