Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
