I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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