the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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