Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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