I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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