Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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