I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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