If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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