If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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