I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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