look no pants
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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