So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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