this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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