I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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