I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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