He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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