windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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