Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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