Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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