I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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