butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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