the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I want her autograph on my taint
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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